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liquidxlead: seifukucat: sir could you just calm down for a second “Excuse me, Blue Danube, how about you calm down and tell me what happened?”
modbec: What’s done is done. YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME CALM DOWN! ALRGLARGJALGRLGJRLAKARAROIGHAFBN'ARGIR'G(Someone has been on a UG drawing spree, it almost seems like you’ve drawn him more than me XD)
My internet was down for a couple of hours..thanks god I had my stash of porn videos to calm down my hornyness..
femme4masc: “Shhhh, calm down baby, calm down. You can do it. I’m going slow. You can take it baby. I know you can. I love being in you, baby. Thank you.” “Ow, ow, babe! Babyyyy, it feels so big. You’re ripping me open but it feels…
hhh talk to me about gem things
thealphawithin: ‘‘Shhh….calm down, Iisten to my voice and feel me girl, this neck is mine, like the rest of you, calm down now, let go.’‘
And not a single fuck was given about the shading.U guyz wanted me to draw something besides females and gems….so here’s a friggin robot, my guilty pleasure
o0apple0o: my biggest dream is to calm down
princess-omo: I have been having a panic attack since I woke up and nothing is calming me down. I’ve calmed down now. My boyfriend came by and helped me settle down before he went to work and I’m skipping my classes today.
ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
koubuchi: calm down @ me
primordialsandstonedevice: movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe
dearophelia: “Tell me where it hurts, she’d say. Stop howling. Just calm down and show me where. But some people can’t tell where it hurts. They can’t calm down. They can’t ever stop howling.” — Atwood, Margaret. The Blind Assassin (via
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
jaclcfrost: do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
Number of times I’ve wanted to kill the fucking idiot: 3You do not tell me to calm down. I am not able to calm down. Quitting causes anxiety in me. You acting like it’s not a big fucking deal pisses me off, but I can’t do anything else but smile
bethmalones: seductivesnuggies: bethmalones: zadla: bethmalones: emmanueljmoreno: bethmalones: me reading abt a romantic situation involving two straight people: ok me reading abt the exact same situation except it’s two girls: HO !!LY SHIT
ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders
sleepycentaur: if you are sad. imagine a small mink. very small tiny mink. u can carry him in ur hand or ur pocket. he squeaks little “oi!”s at you but if u pet his little head he calms down. small minkie.
leviathanrose: like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
toasty-coconut: May, calm down.
shikatsume: DON’T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN !! THERE’S NO WAY I CAN CALM DOWN!
date: 90% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fuck down
vanity-destruction: Calm down! [Full]
I get so nervous about not having my homework done before like 9pm but then I realize that I still have all night to do it so I calm down but then I remember that I need sleep to function and I freak out again fuck school
i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
bootybottom: bootybottom: my favorite prof is this young dude who is an aggressive cat lover and every time the debates get too heated in class he just puts a picture of his cat on the screen and talks about how fluffy he is until we all calm down
Calm down, It's just me
animatedtext: destroy the idea that i will ever calm down
ao-infinity: when he thinks you’re gonna start calming down….
trans-junk-rat: me: *thinks about roadhog* me: *needs to grab onto something stable, take deep breaths, calm down my heartbeat*
Me when some tells me to calm down
mutualjacking: So sometimes I find it hard to calm down, whether it be from a particularly scary storm, or an anxiety attack. I’ve compiled a list of things that help me calm down and make me feel better. Hopefully it will make you feel batter too.
kitaab-e-dil: a-delicatesoul: schrodinger-is-in-the-box: Iraq, 2003. An Iraqi prisoner of war tries to calm down his son. One of my favorite pictures on tumblr. An Iraqi prisoner of war tries to calm his son… I wonder how he willed his own hands
forcenturies: don’t treat your followers like fans you’re literally a kid with a blog calm down
lyjerria: date someone whose voice calms you down
opaki: luxeon: adventur-e: letropic: argh i hate liquid in my glass ugh i hate a white napkin touching my glass ^ ive seen similar comments on another photo, dont c0py calm down chicas
im such a fucking slut i really need to calm this shit down
So anxious idk what to do with myself and police once again taking the neighbors to jail. I thought things hed calmed down. Me and koala wish we had someone to hug all night but that would be to good for us. Borka is such a good guard dog sleeping through
woah calm down.
joshpeck: mendtheveil:avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes
those people who promote themselves need to calm down
That’s why they call it an obsession, because you can’t lay still and go to sleep feelings your hearts pulse with cognitive constructive thoughts keeping you awake, because telling yourself to calm down will only make you feel anxious, like you can’t
Oh and btw, that picture was a gift for an awesome writer to it makes me doubly pissed offSeriously, How rude. You could have just politely messaged me without that passive aggressive context and I would have tagged accordingly so that you could have
facebookstaff: youre-such-a-heavenly-view: therothwoman: helllabovee: itsbr1ttanybitch: EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD This video is a gift. I want what she’s having. ‘okay calm down
im so close…. to haley’s last heart event,,,,, mmmMMMMMMM